$MNGA ONBOARDING★ ZERO TO AGENT IN 3 DAYS★ NO CODE · NO JARGON · NO BULLSHIT★ GRADUATE TO IRONCLAW★ $MNGA ONBOARDING★ ZERO TO AGENT IN 3 DAYS★ NO CODE · NO JARGON · NO BULLSHIT★ GRADUATE TO IRONCLAW★

zero to agent. 3 days. that's it ✶

you've heard "AI agents" thrown around all year. you nodded along. you had no idea what they actually do. this is the 3-day rip that fixes that. no setup on Day 1. one click on Day 2. a deployed agent on Day 3. by the end you'll have a thing running for you 24/7. welcome to the rally.

↓ ✓ DONE DAY 1

what's an agent

5-min read. plain english. zero setup. no wallet, no signup, no nothing — just the concept landing.

 ↓ ✓ DONE DAY 2

see one work

open agent.near.ai. type one sentence. watch a real agent do the thing. the "oh shit" moment.

 ↓ ✓ DONE DAY 3

deploy your own

sign up for IronClaw. pick a template. configure it. hit deploy. now you have an agent running 24/7.
// day 01

what's an agent, and why should you care?

⏱ 5 min read · setup: none · prereq: a pulse
// the meme killer

strip away every word the YouTube grifters use about "AI agents" and here's what's left:

an agent is software that does, not just talks.

that's it. the rest is plumbing.

// the loop

ChatGPT writes. an agent acts. you describe what you want — "buy 10 NEAR worth of $MNGA every Friday at 9am unless price is up more than 5%" — and the agent figures out the steps, asks your wallet to sign once, and then runs forever. no babysitting. no dashboard refreshing. you sleep, it works.

01 DESCRIBE "buy 10 NEAR of $MNGA every Friday" 02 PLAN picks DEX, route, slippage, fees 03 SIGN ONCE scoped key, bounded power 04 RUN 24/7 you sleep, it works the loop ↓
// why this chain

why agents on NEAR specifically?

crypto is the perfect playground for agents. transactions are programmable, gas is cheap, settlement is instant, and your account on NEAR can grant a key with bounded permissions — meaning you can hand an agent just enough power to do its job without ever touching your seed phrase. NEAR also has more AI-native infrastructure than any other chain — the chain itself is becoming the agent runtime.

english version: NEAR is where this story actually works first.

// the menu

three things an agent can do for a $MNGA holder right now:

$MNGA AUTO · DCA every Friday ★ AUTO · BURN AUTO · YAP
// auto-DCA
buy $X of $MNGA every day / week / dip. sleeps when you sleep, buys while you sleep. you wake up with a heavier bag and never had to remember.
// auto-incinerate
every Sunday, scan your wallet for dust under $0.10, transfer it to mnga-incinerator.near, refund the storage rent. that's our /burn tool — but on a timer.
// auto-yap
when $MNGA pumps more than 10% in an hour, post a victory tweet from your account, log it to the yap board, ping your TG. the chart talks, the tl yaps, automatically.
// the shift

this used to take weeks of code + a dev hire + a server you maintain forever. as of 2026, it takes 3 days of clicking and one wallet signature. that's the shift.

that's it. you now know what an agent is. nothing to install. close the tab if you want — Day 2 will be here when you're ready.

// day 02

see one work — no signup, no code.

⏱ 10 min · setup: open one URL · prereq: read Day 1
// the brief

yesterday was vibes. today you watch one work.

// the playground

where we're going

agent.near.ai is the NEAR Foundation's free playground for agents. it's the closest thing to "ChatGPT but for crypto actions" that exists. you can browse without signing up. you can connect your wallet to actually execute. for Day 2, browsing is enough.

// your move

your one task

go to agent.near.ai. type a sentence describing something you want done. examples that work today:

  • "swap 1 NEAR to USDC" — the simplest. agent picks the best DEX, shows you the route.
  • "what's in this wallet: skyto.near" — agent calls indexers, gives you a readable summary.
  • "find me NFTs under 1 NEAR on Mintbase" — agent queries marketplaces, surfaces a list.

watch what it does: it doesn't dump output. it plans. it tells you which DEX it'll use, what it expects you'll receive, the slippage, the fee. it asks before signing. you stay in control.

// the unlock

the "oh shit" moment

what should land for you is: this isn't a demo. this is just NEAR with a translator on top. the swap that agent built? you could've built it in 5 clicks on a DEX. the wallet summary? you could've pulled from an explorer. the agent compresses 5 tools into one sentence. that's it. that's the unlock.

now imagine that loop running on a timer. on a trigger. on a price target. that's Day 3.

// go run it
→ today's action (10 min)
open agent.near.ai · type one sentence · watch.
  1. open agent.near.ai in a new tab — no signup needed to browse
  2. type one of the example prompts above (or invent your own)
  3. read what the agent plans before doing anything. that's the magic.
  4. (optional) connect your wallet and let it execute one tiny test
OPEN agent.near.ai →
// day 03

deploy your own on IronClaw.

⏱ 15 min · setup: NEAR wallet + $5 · prereq: ate Day 2's "oh shit" moment
// today you build

Day 2 was someone else's agent. today you make one. yours. running 24/7.

// where it lives

why IronClaw

agent.near.ai is the playground. IronClaw is where agents actually live and run — the platform built on NEAR for hosting your own agents on a schedule. signup is two clicks (NEAR wallet only, no email gymnastics). plans start at $5/mo and the first $5 is free. that's enough to deploy and run your first agent for the entire month.

you'll deploy from a template. the templates are pre-built for the most common $MNGA-holder workflows. pick one. tweak the numbers. hit deploy. your agent is live.

// pick yours

recommended first agent for $MNGA holders

pick whichever speaks to you — they all take 60 seconds to configure:

  • "DCA into $MNGA" — buys a fixed amount of $MNGA on a schedule (daily / weekly / on dips). this is the holdout move. it's the closest thing to "set it and forget it" investing on NEAR.
  • "weekly dust burn" — every Sunday it runs the /burn logic against your wallet automatically. dead memecoins gone, rent reclaimed, $MNGA buyback fed.
  • "X mention monitor" — when someone tweets about $MNGA / NEAR / your handle, you get a TG ping. miss nothing without doomscrolling.
// the safety net

what happens after deploy

the agent runs on IronClaw's infrastructure. you don't need a server. you don't need to keep your laptop on. it shows up in your dashboard with logs you can audit any time. you can pause, edit, or kill it with one click. it can never spend more than the limits you set, never sign anything outside its scope, never go rogue.

that's it. you're now the kind of crypto user who has agents. welcome to the rally.

// deploy
→ today's action (15 min)
sign up at agent.near.ai · pick a template · deploy.
  1. open agent.near.ai + connect your NEAR wallet
  2. activate the IronClaw plan (uses your $5 free credit)
  3. browse templates → pick "DCA into $MNGA" (or whatever you want)
  4. set the schedule + amount + slippage + max gas
  5. hit deploy. you now have a running agent.
DEPLOY MY FIRST AGENT →
★ GRADUATED ★

you're in the rally.

3 days ago you didn't know what an agent was. now you've got one running. that's the largest delta most people in crypto experience all year — congrats.

★ tweet your graduation

you graduated. tell the timeline.

prefilled below. tweak it, send it, drag the next one into the rally.

tweet it →

next: go deep.

$MNGA Onboarding was the on-ramp. for the actual profession of building trading agents — strategies, backtesting, orchestration, the whole craft — mentatai.xyz is the 7-day deep course. it's where Day 3 graduates go to actually get good.

enroll at mentatai.xyz → ← back to $MNGA

also: recruit.

every NEAR maxi who joins the Legion makes the ecosystem louder, and a louder NEAR ecosystem is a heavier $MNGA bag. it's the same flag.

join the Legion → $MNGA telegram
opens app.nearlegion.com — yes it's a ref link. yes it tracks. real ones don't hide it.